Saturday Story : A Bet (For FTP)

“Here you go!” “What the …?” “You lost, remember?” “I know! But, Come on, Hon!” “It’s your bet. Here’s the wine to help you swallow it.” “Fine! Give me that!” The crunching sound of the fried grasshopper in his mouth makes him want to puke. He regrets challenging his wife. Total: 50 words.

Flash in The Pan : Fish Joke

“Fish!” “What about it?” “Make a joke about it! You’re good with jokes, right?” “Why should I?” “ ‘Coz I am bored!” “So?” “Come on! Cheer me up a little will you!” “I don’t feel like it!” “Why?” “Because my pet fish just died last night.” “oh…Sorry” Total: 48 words.